2004-08-28 - 9:24 p.m.
where it's at!

adding a quick entry because i just made a rings page and i'm already sick of staring at its ugly ass.

anyway.

1: "before when i wanted to go to sleep i would smoke a bowl or take a random sedative or two. now i just masturbate rigorously and that proves quite soporific."

2: "how do you masturbate rigorously?"

1: "listen, my friend, if you haven't been sweaty and out of breath at the end of at least one of your masturbatory sessions, then you don't know how to fucking masturbate."

2: "well..."

1: "no, i will not show you how."

day three. huzzah!

BEAN-N-BACON and a microphone, bottles and cans, and just clap your hands, and just clap your ha-a-ands

ooh, you touch my tra-la-la... mmm, my ding-ding-dong