2004-10-26 - 12:53 p.m.
itchy brother

as i was running deliciously late this morning [but not so late as to forego stopping at starbucks for a grande-mocha-raspberry-frappucino (i am such the foo-foo girl when it comes to my coffee, and i am motherfucking PROUD OF IT)], i decided against shaving any of my regions, including my nether-regions, so if english class this morning is any indication of how the rest of my day's going to be, i'll be spending this afternoon and evening surruptitiously scratching my coochie.

i'll update you as the situation develops.

- rachel

ooh, you touch my tra-la-la... mmm, my ding-ding-dong