2004-10-26 - 12:04 a.m.
oh how i hate you!

good GOD!

oh, seeing you there, with your... name and your... slogan-coining ways... it reminded me why i'm human. it's so i can HATE. hate hate HATE, you asshat.

also i saw yuen today. what a strange coincidence. one for the recordbooks, really.

and those two men, russ and cecil--i know, holy shit, russ and cecil, are those not the gayest names EVER?--told me they'd never seen anyone actually inhale cuban clippings. "this is the finest, and the strongest, tobacco in the world," they added.

and i said, "i need to sit down," and promptly passed out on the floor at work.

um... i want a fake i.d. so i can buy vodka instead of having to jack it all the time.

this has been my press conference for the day. somebody publish me! or date me! whichever comes easier!

- rachel

ooh, you touch my tra-la-la... mmm, my ding-ding-dong