2004-10-30 - 11:13 p.m.
exhibitionism and fun with trademarks™

my vagina has some weird ways about it.

for example: last night. i was at tyler's house with kristin and superhot 14-year-old AJ (five years younger, fuck that, he's damn tasty! or so i'd assume) and brian. and it was about eleven. so kristin and tyler were setting up their warehouse thing and AJ was playing with The Rubber Hand™ and i was lying on the couch with brian and suddenly there's this... this hand (of flesh, not of rubber) on my leg (of flesh, not of prosthetics). and i'm like, not exactly what the fuck, but more like, why the fuck is this turning me on? because, as anyone who's anyone knows, brian is the grossest. and there's the part where everybody's in the room. and the hand--of course--is traveling upward. and i--of course--am getting exponentially more excited by the half-inch, so when it finally reaches its destination my vagina's like ALL SYSTEMS GO and i'm like ::pantpantpant:: and he's like "let's go outside" and so we do but the minute we are outside i'm, like, so over the whole thing and all i want to do is go home and watch "muriel's wedding" and eat Doritos™ but NOOOO i have to make out with his grossness, which was gross and i wanted to barf ::bleaarrrrgghhh::.

the moral of the story is that i'm a Dirty Nasty Slut™ who's just begging to get caught. delicious!

ooh, you touch my tra-la-la... mmm, my ding-ding-dong