2004-11-12 - 2:19 a.m.
insert snappy, amusing, inside-jokey, relevant quote here

hooooooo boy

okay so i just spent some hours doing... let's see... over 160 math problems. now, i only had to do ten...

let's see if you can figure this out for yourselves, shall we?

hint: also i'm not hungry.

so today was the shit. veronica and fawn are two of the funnest people i know. i went over to their place this morning and we drank and i took various pills and then we went to connelly to laugh at the kids and then we went to disneyland. they were all goth-y and i was... wearing black?... and yeah, and so we went on haunted mansion and snow white but also played in the petting zoo, smoked in the non-smoking section (bad kids), frightened a little boy at the barbeque place, made noises (ahhh... just like old times), snarfed cotton candy and annoyed the shit out of a bunch of people. also we almost got in a fight with this guy wearing a larry sanders jersey and his fifteen-year-old mexican hooker. (her: "you fucking bitches are really starting to annoy me." him: "yeah, and did you know you're disgusting?" us: "mommy, they're hurting our feelings!") then we went back to their apartment/condo/thing and looked at halloween haunt pictures and porn and i got a lap dance and made out with one of them (don't know if i'm allowed to tell who). so that was good.

then i went to work and was like ::nneeeeyyyyaaahhhhh:: the whole time due to a little blue thing i ingested when i got there. then i came home and ingested another one and now it's two:thirty in the morning and my mouth's dry and my throat's sore and my hand hurts (from doing math) and i'm kinda horny so goodnight.

- rachel

ooh, you touch my tra-la-la... mmm, my ding-ding-dong