2004-12-07 - 3:19 p.m.
i haven't got time for this

today in the student center eating my fries i felt it

something big is coming on

while i'm waiting, while the storm brews, all i'm gonna do is my english homework (all late assignments due thursday), type up the me-and-frankie scene (remember my Big Crush on her? yeah, i'm over it), and masturbate.

for english (just so i can remember):

• galapagos book report
  
• another drama
  
• another short story
  
• "what about bob?" viki king structure doodad
  
• review from AFI top 100
  
• notes from textbook
  
• journals

and i think that's it.

i wish i had some shit or some money to buy shit, 'cause there ain't no motherfuckin' way i can get all this shit done by thursday!

i'm really getting into this whole dyke thing.

speaking of, i was supposed to go see veronica today, but halfway there i found out she's sick so i couldn't come over and watch that episode of the L-word where the "married" couple fucks against a wall and it's superhot, nor did i get to show her the hottest straight sex ever filmed ("secretary" with maggie gyllenhaal and james spader). i was SO PISSED on the way back to school i almost crashed into a tree.

i'm so tired of driving over curbs. it's not even funny anymore. now it's just stupid.

for christmas you may buy me any of the following books:

• the PIRATES! in an adventure with SCIENTISTS, by gideon defoe
  
• giraffes? giraffes! and
  
• your disgusting head, both by dr. and mr. doris haggis-on-whey
  
• the war of don immanuel's nether parts, by louis de bernieres

ok? ok.

- rachel

ooh, you touch my tra-la-la... mmm, my ding-ding-dong