2005-02-18 - 4:27 p.m.
boring

my name is rachel. i am from huntington beach, california. i am nineteen years old. i chain smoke. i don't brush my hair. i smell good most of the time. i don't read very much anymore. i've had complete writer's block for two and a half years. i can't hold my liquor. i pick fights. i cheat. i'm a klepto. i like lighting things on fire. i like to lie, too. i'm kind of stuck up and very, very selfish. i'm also cruel. i have to have my own way all the time. i say "fuck" a lot. i'm a hard-right conservative. i kiss girls. i do kind of a lot of drugs. i used to be creepy but way impressive. now i'm just kind of boring.

ooh, you touch my tra-la-la... mmm, my ding-ding-dong